Creepypasties 4: Conspiratease
Category: Event Calendar
Date and Time
- Saturday, Oct 17, 2026 6:30pm - 9:30pm
Location
DC Comedy Loft
1523 22nd St NW
Washington, DC 20037
Details
Gather round as Beaver and Buttstuff reveal the "totally true" tales your babysitter's cousin swore really happened, and the CAPS-LOCKED TRUTH that "they" don't want you to know.
The guy with the hook hand who chased couples out of the woods. Jon Benet Ramsey starting anew as Katy Perry. The Benadryl Hatman standing in your room at 3 a.m. Chemtrails. Sewer alligators. Spider eggs. All here, present on this earth that is actually, really, secretly flat.
Join Callie and Delilah at the DC Comedy Loft's "downstairs bunker" for a TOP SECRET burlesque and variety show that only appears if you say "Beaver and Buttstuff" three times in a mirror at midnight.
Pregame with Pop Rocks and Coke, stack on some jelly bracelets, throw on a tinfoil hat for good measure, and get ready for a ride way better than your sister's best friend's aunt had the night she picked up a hitchhiker who had been dead for twenty years!!!!
